Remember when Carlton lost his virginity?
Bikini Bottom just got real..
I need an extended version of this.
I don’t know how to be nonchalant and fake-standoffish in dating situations. LIke, I don’t want to ignore you for a week and then talk to you, & then not speak to you for two weeks at a time.
How do we build from that? If you like me, and I like you, why are we talking once a month like idiots?? That ain’t gon work homie.
Jhené Aiko - Comfort Inn Ending (Freestyle)
Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.
I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.
I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.
Only black people
That’s why we’re awesome nigga
so we gon act like that beat wasnt hot
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